Oh man. A quirky blonde hitting 5 out of 5 while shouldering a boa constrictor. Count us crushed, even though we don’t understand a word you’re saying. During the 2014 winter Olympics, she won 2 bronze and one gold medal for doing cool stuff with guns on skies. But it seems her current bid in Pyeongchang isn’t doing too well. Doesn’t matter, we’ll root for you anyway! As long as we overtly deny she has a bf, that is. Just kidding, all the same, you’re amazing, and have a good one over there!